What You Need:
Simpsons DVD’s Beer
The Game: Created by: Joey Berner
The Rules:
During the show, every player drinks once/twice/three times (depending on classification) for categories one through three.
Every supporting character class is divided by the number of players. Each player chooses an equal number of supporting characters and drinks whenever one of their characters appears on screen for the first time, even if they do not speak. NOTE: Characters can be picked anonymously (names in a hat, etc.) or players can choose their characters.
During “The Opening” - drink once every time you see one of the following things:
a) The Blackboard b) The Couch gag c) Lisa plays her sax d) Maggie is scanned across the register ($847.63) e) Mr. Burns checks his watch f) Marge runs the stop sign g) Homer screams in the driveway h) The panoramic shot of Springfield
NOTE: All the characters/situations marked with an asterisk (*) are suggestions from Bill Oakley and the staff of the Simpsons. Thanks, Bill!
Once:
Homer says D’oh! Homer laughs Homer says “Mmmmmm…{food item}” Barney belches Marge growls Maggie falls Anyone on screen is seen drinking an alcoholic beverage (per scene!) For every credit Troy McClure lists
Twice:
Bart makes a crank phone call Any Biblical references/stab at religion Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene) Nelson laughs Homer strangles Bart
Three times:
Grandpa falls asleep Cross dressing - anyone Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you’ll want a buzz, won’t you?) Drug reference/Any character “trips” out Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo * Moe pulls a weapon *
SUPPORTING CHARACTERS Level 1: (one drink)
Mr. Burns Smithers Krusty Apu The Bullies - Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney (once for every one!) Milhouse Martin Mrs. Krabapple Ned Flanders Chief Wiggum Otto Grandpa Simpson Moe *
Level 2: (two drinks!)
Troy McClure Celebrity guest appearance Principal Skinner Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby Reverend Lovejoy Kent Brockman Ralph Santa’s Little Helper Appearance by former/current U.S. President (Nixon excluded) Lionel Hutz Nelson Dr. Julius Hibbert Groundskeeper Willie
Level 3: (three drinks!)
Dr. Nick Riviera Sherri & Terri Sideshow Bob Terwilliger Mrs. Hoover Jasper Rod Flanders Todd Flanders Snowball II Captain MacAllister * Mexican Bumblebee Man * The Italian Chef - 1F18 and 1F21 * Maggie’s Enemy, the One Eyebrowed Baby - 1F18 and 1F21 * Burns Lawyer(s) *
Level 4: (four drinks)
Sanjay - (Apu’s brother) Professor John Frink Herman McBain Helen Lovejoy Maude Flanders Mrs. Winfield Hitler Hans Moleman Richard Nixon Dr. Marvin Monroe * Bill and Marty *
NOTE: Feel free to change the rules to suit your “drinking habits”.
This game may be distributed to any FTP sites or public forum as long as it is produced in its entirety and with credit to the author. (Joey Berner)
You can pick up the Simpsons on DVD Below!